"You have to write the game" by Dr. Mike Reddy

(to the tune of "Now you're a hero" the end credits song for the game "You have to burn the rope")

Commiserations
You tried to trap that bug in your C
Or was it C Plus Plus?
Divide by Zero ain't what it's cracked up to be
You made it through Ste Curren
Then you jumped up to the white board
And had a small brainstorm
Then you hacked the code and screwed us all
You hacked the code and screwed us all
You hacked the code and screwed us

Chorus 2x
But, you're not a zero
You managed to recode the whole damn main();
We're happy you fixed it
But how are you gonna spend three days away
Maybe fast asleep... you know
Maybe you could get nice and clean again

It's all uploaded now
You couldn't make a better game
That's it, it's over now.

Chorus